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Gary "Big G" Thompson · 2h
Finally got the spread on the lawn looking even. Neighbor still mad at me about the leaf situation.
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Finally got the spread on the lawn looking even. Neighbor still mad at me about the leaf situation.
Caught a big one this morning. Didn't get a pic. Believe me.
The Bitcoin for Dads. BBQs. Lawn care. Lukewarm beer. Number go up.
My secret is one beer per yard mowed. Don't tell mom.
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